For the agent who gave me a fright

upon posting this on their site.

“Will only accept submissions my mail.  Please include SASE for reply.”

Wow, that’s so last century.

Haven’t you heard of technology?

And you’re going to represent me?  How?

Bartering the rights to my book away for two cows?

It’d be more honest of you to say

“We really mean fuck off or go away.”

I expect my agent to do what’s right

Not conduct business by gaslight

Come out of the past if you want my biz

I already spend enough time there as it is.